psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

11 minutes ago with 444,413 notes

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

39 minutes ago with 457,243 notes
Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together.

— Anaïs Nin (via hqlines)

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

2 hours ago with 544,718 notes
do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Meringue Texas Sheet Cake 2 hours ago with 804 notes
aines-little-space:

future me
3 hours ago with 79,380 notes

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

3 hours ago with 244,193 notes

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

3 hours ago with 76,848 notes

chicken-fingers:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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it was formed by sexually repressed Quakers

4 hours ago with 28,806 notes

donkeykongcountry2:

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

4 hours ago with 830,030 notes

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
5 hours ago with 17,445 notes
batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

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Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww. 5 hours ago with 102,263 notes
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