slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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godmezmarie:

Lydia Martin in season 4 so far.

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the-chandelier-swing:

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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get to know me meme: [3/10] bands/musicians
florence and the machine - ”There is love in your body but you can’t hold it in, it pours from your eyes and spills from your skin. Tenderest touch leaves the darkest of marks, and the kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts”

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lord-kitschener:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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wow-cool-url:

Bruh

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sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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I was not a girly-girl growing up….I liked fashion, but I wasn’t very fashion savvy. I didn’t always have all the best outfits….For a while there, we actually shopped at The Salvation Army.
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wesleystattoo:






Holland Roden and Shelley Hennig pose backstage at the ‘Teen Wolf’ panel during Comic-Con International 2014 at the San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2014.



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