seedy:

what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies

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lizclimo:

still ridiculous. 
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books-wrote-my-story:

The frustration that occurs when you don’t really remember what happened in the previous book but you don’t want to reread it before continuing the series

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down-the-muddy-river:

'LOL', 'ROFL', 'BRB', according to James Mcavoy.x

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings








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presidentobarna:

presidentobarna:

im gonna see if the url superwholockvengerstuck is open

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A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”

- Christopher Reeve

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specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
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