snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

1 minute ago with 126,322 notes

teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

1 minute ago with 95,112 notes

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

2 minutes ago with 12,834 notes

aviculor:

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filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

2 minutes ago with 340,563 notes

voice acting vs. final version of the movie

mandy moore voicing rapunzel

chris pine voicing jack frost

jay baruchel voicing hiccup

kelly macdonald voicing merida

2 minutes ago with 83,161 notes

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

3 minutes ago with 19,930 notes

fangpants:

lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

3 minutes ago with 93,328 notes

Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder MTV Live Interview (x)

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Teen Wolf + Horror Movies [1/?]
1. The Ring (2002)
2. Paranormal Activity (2007)
3. Psycho (1960)
4. Saw (2004)
5. Poltergeist (1982)
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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

9 minutes ago with 98,516 notes

LOL.  Bonus answer—

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